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Thursday, September 30, 2010
Office Space
Sooo I'm at work right now.
And there's this lady...
She is just the strangest lady in the world. She always yells out of her office random sht like "OH MAA GAWD did you HEAR what John Mayer said about JENNIFER Aniston!?!" And nobody ever responds. She yells about every 5 minutes so I know EVERYTHING there is to know about celebrities (against my will). And she always goes "have you heard of the band 'the bleeding guts and eyes' and nobody will respond-- so she'll talk about them like "OH MAAA GAWD they are PLAAAYYYYING like PLAYING tonight!!! OH MAAA GAWD I TINK I'ma try to get the rock star to sign my BODEHHH!"
She's super rude to everyone that calls. She's the billing manager and deals with company contracts, so she'll answer the phone and be like "oopsies you signed the agreement, say bye bye to $8,000 and your $50 application fee..." someone else will be like "we have an application fee?" and she's like "nope but that guy does cause he annoyed me." Everytime someone calls she goes "uhhhhhh let me check" and puts them on hold to type a twitter thing about something nobody cares about and then takes the person off hold and just says "sorry can't help you, too bad, bye."
But she wears really really tiny clothes for her age/size. Like... they never ever fit her and she wears her hair in pigtails and always looked like she just had a quicky. She straight up looks super horny all the time... it's strange.
Well this week she comes limping in a mini skirt and a HALF LEG CAST!!! She's like thumping around the building squealing talking about how she wishes beer cups have handles. She goes to EVERYONE'S office talking about it until SOMEONE responds (it's never me, I just witness). So finally I ask her how she broke her leg. (Mind you, not ONE person has asked... not one. Nobody wants to get her to start talking!) and she's like "I tripped over a curb"
tripped over a curb? Seriously??? That's it? No dramatic story to tie rando celebrities into?
I'm convinced she is in some orgy club. CONVINCED! She's way too happy and horny looking all the time.
She's also being nicer to people who call... (everyone who calls is losing a TON of money!!! CEOs have cried on the phone with me before) She shouldn't be nicer with a broken leg. IT HAS TO BE RELATED TO SEXUAL EXPERIMENTS SOMEHOW!!!
I'ma go investigate.
This job is way too much for 9:30 am & no sleep.
ALSO there's so many weird people in my OTHER office TOO!
My ex boss got fired because at a work event (we all stayed in Brad Pitt's vacation mansion) he hooked up with another intern, broke a table, puked in the hot tub, and tried to black out the white part of everyone's eyeball with a sharpie.
And my new boss brought his pit bull to work and it bit someone taking a tour. He didn't do anything about it because "Pinky couldn't have caused that much bleeding it must have been something else" ... !!! WTF.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And there's this lady...
She is just the strangest lady in the world. She always yells out of her office random sht like "OH MAA GAWD did you HEAR what John Mayer said about JENNIFER Aniston!?!" And nobody ever responds. She yells about every 5 minutes so I know EVERYTHING there is to know about celebrities (against my will). And she always goes "have you heard of the band 'the bleeding guts and eyes' and nobody will respond-- so she'll talk about them like "OH MAAA GAWD they are PLAAAYYYYING like PLAYING tonight!!! OH MAAA GAWD I TINK I'ma try to get the rock star to sign my BODEHHH!"
She's super rude to everyone that calls. She's the billing manager and deals with company contracts, so she'll answer the phone and be like "oopsies you signed the agreement, say bye bye to $8,000 and your $50 application fee..." someone else will be like "we have an application fee?" and she's like "nope but that guy does cause he annoyed me." Everytime someone calls she goes "uhhhhhh let me check" and puts them on hold to type a twitter thing about something nobody cares about and then takes the person off hold and just says "sorry can't help you, too bad, bye."
But she wears really really tiny clothes for her age/size. Like... they never ever fit her and she wears her hair in pigtails and always looked like she just had a quicky. She straight up looks super horny all the time... it's strange.
Well this week she comes limping in a mini skirt and a HALF LEG CAST!!! She's like thumping around the building squealing talking about how she wishes beer cups have handles. She goes to EVERYONE'S office talking about it until SOMEONE responds (it's never me, I just witness). So finally I ask her how she broke her leg. (Mind you, not ONE person has asked... not one. Nobody wants to get her to start talking!) and she's like "I tripped over a curb"
tripped over a curb? Seriously??? That's it? No dramatic story to tie rando celebrities into?
I'm convinced she is in some orgy club. CONVINCED! She's way too happy and horny looking all the time.
She's also being nicer to people who call... (everyone who calls is losing a TON of money!!! CEOs have cried on the phone with me before) She shouldn't be nicer with a broken leg. IT HAS TO BE RELATED TO SEXUAL EXPERIMENTS SOMEHOW!!!
I'ma go investigate.
This job is way too much for 9:30 am & no sleep.
ALSO there's so many weird people in my OTHER office TOO!
My ex boss got fired because at a work event (we all stayed in Brad Pitt's vacation mansion) he hooked up with another intern, broke a table, puked in the hot tub, and tried to black out the white part of everyone's eyeball with a sharpie.
And my new boss brought his pit bull to work and it bit someone taking a tour. He didn't do anything about it because "Pinky couldn't have caused that much bleeding it must have been something else" ... !!! WTF.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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